{"product_id":"golden-retriever-mug-i-dont-want-to-be-here-funny-dog-coffee-cup","title":"Golden Retriever Mug - \"I Don't Want to Be Here\" Funny Dog Coffee Cup","description":"Warm, slightly cheeky, and full of canine charm — this 11oz ceramic mug brings a tired-but-loving dog’s face to your morning ritual. The artwork shows a soulful retriever peeking over the rim with the phrase “I don’t want to be here,” paired with contrasting bold lettering that adds personality and humor. It’s the kind of mug you reach for when you need a slow sip, a quiet smile, or honest company during a long workday at home or at your desk. Sturdy white ceramic keeps the print bright while the comfortable C-handle fits your hand for easy, everyday use. Use it for morning coffee, late-night tea, or to hold pens on a cluttered desk — a little canine honesty that brightens routine moments.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- 11oz white ceramic with rounded corners\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable C-handle for a secure grip\u003cbr\u003e- Lead- and BPA-free, food-safe\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":67713913389099,"sku":"20772351659805031290","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0800\/8469\/7131\/files\/15657403164285657786_2048.jpg?v=1790993611","url":"https:\/\/kentuckymugs.com\/products\/golden-retriever-mug-i-dont-want-to-be-here-funny-dog-coffee-cup","provider":"Kentucky Mugs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}